southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
hashedtag: mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
galifianafuck: a motivational speaker spoke to all the seniors today and basically he was telling us to say sorry to people theyve been wanting to say sorry to because theyve done something bad to them and surprisingly a lot of kids went up to say sorry but i couldnt take it seriously because the whole thing just reminded me of mean girls so i kept laughing the whole time and then someone yelled...
peenstagram: i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year
kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
Me: Arizona took forever to sleep with Callie after she lost her leg and now she's just fucking some new doctor like nothing!
Sister: Callie better take that prosthetic leg and beat her ass with it!
doctorsuccubitch: so basically 2013 is the year where all lesbian ships go to die.